And Here's The Mugshot

"McMike" (mcmike) 01/23/2014 at 11:15 • Filed to: None

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I love it that @_floridaman tweeted it.

And the photoshops have already started, LOL

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GhostZ > McMike 01/23/2014 at 11:19

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It's amazing that outside of the white teeth and expensive hair cut, how close he is to looking like "I wanna be pretty" white trash.

EL_ULY > McMike 01/23/2014 at 11:20

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little girls around the world are shouting "OMG, he is such a street thug ganster!!!"

Chris Clarke > McMike 01/23/2014 at 11:20

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Is that Miley?

CAR_IS_MI > McMike 01/23/2014 at 11:21

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Klaus Schmoll > CAR_IS_MI 01/23/2014 at 11:22

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Put that away! There are children around!

$kaycog > McMike 01/23/2014 at 11:23

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Is that Batshit Babe #2?

MonkeePuzzle > McMike 01/23/2014 at 11:23

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make this my facebook profile picture or not... hmmm

edit: Monkey gonna get allll the bad girls... pre-teen bad girls

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > McMike 01/23/2014 at 11:23

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McMike > $kaycog 01/23/2014 at 11:24

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I actually typed that out as the first post title. ha.

$kaycog > McMike 01/23/2014 at 11:26

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Great minds.............or something, something.

Takuro Spirit > McMike 01/23/2014 at 11:29

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I hope his ass is ready....

oldirtybootz > McMike 01/23/2014 at 11:29

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I'm so sick of this fucking kid. It's incredible that he's a role model(or whatever) for young girls.

Sn210 > McMike 01/23/2014 at 11:29

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Can we get a safety image please! Creeps me out everytime I refresh

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > $kaycog 01/23/2014 at 11:31

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Definitely great minds, I just left a comment to that effect on the original, updated article, haha...

$kaycog > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 01/23/2014 at 11:34

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Of course, it's great minds then!

For Sweden > McMike 01/23/2014 at 11:35

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His hair...how does it do that?

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > McMike 01/23/2014 at 11:35

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Look at those eyes! Doesn't he know there's no crying in mugshots! Go to all that trouble to get arrested, then cry your way into the photo gallery. Now he's just gonna have to do it all over again.

But I think we all know where this is heading...

willkinton247 > $kaycog 01/23/2014 at 11:35

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this is what I came here to ask.

$kaycog > willkinton247 01/23/2014 at 11:36

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Another great mind! :D

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Takuro Spirit 01/23/2014 at 11:47

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"You've got a purty mouth."

Jagvar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/23/2014 at 11:47

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Ellen is much better-looking than this clown.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > $kaycog 01/23/2014 at 11:47

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Great minds, or else obvious joke is obvious. Either way.

bradledy > For Sweden 01/23/2014 at 11:48

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money...money makes your hair stand up daintily

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jagvar 01/23/2014 at 11:49

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Very true.

DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > McMike 01/23/2014 at 11:50

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Who is this guy (I think?)? Seriously, don't know who this is, or the ugly chick(?) with the smile that looks like she's about to drink someone's blood...

Seriously...

bradledy > oldirtybootz 01/23/2014 at 11:50

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I have to say if I were given millions of dollars to prance around on stage and sing shitty songs while girls my age swooned over me illogically, I would sign up. With that being said, I would most certainly not act like a major DOOSH and race a rented Lamborghini drunk and high around Miami.

Wacko > CAR_IS_MI 01/23/2014 at 11:51

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I'm sure that they are the same person

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > McMike 01/23/2014 at 12:00

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God damit even here I'm not safe... Sigh.

oldirtybootz > bradledy 01/23/2014 at 12:06

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The constant DUIs and stupid shit like this are just ridiculous. I think he's garbage as an entertainer, but that's not what bothers me about him. It's the douchebaggery.

$kaycog > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 01/23/2014 at 12:08

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Probably the latter.

bradledy > oldirtybootz 01/23/2014 at 12:37

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Totally. Imagine what jalops would do with this money???? I would host private oppomeets on my racetrack where we would all flog some gixxer karts or something!